Join the Elite Club

Well, boys and girls, one day you too can join The League of Bumbling Morons (better known as The Bush Administration).

Until then, you should congratulate Arizona Republican Senator John McCain for his recent inauguration into this elite club. He joins President George W. Bush, and his uncle, Vice President Dick Cheney.

Members of this club have been known to disregard the feelings of the American people, while simultaneously high-fiving their Saudi brothers. In fact, just recently, club and country VP Cheney was overheard telling a single American mother of three (one of which was just killed in Iraq) to "talk to the hand" and "save the drama for your mama."

McCain was chosen to take the minutes for the last meeting, which he wrote on the back of an Olive Garden children's menu.

Cheney kicked off the meeting with a toast, saying "F U Americans," while Bush snickered. The men then did a shot of Diesel fuel, wiping any excess fuel off their faces with $100 bills. No further activities can be deduced from the meeting, as the remaining minutes were doodles of Hillary Clinton with a "big old butt" with stink lines, and Barack Obama, a plus sign, a sketch of what appeared to be Afghanistan, an equal sign, and a heart.

It has been rumored that Condoleezza Rice was expected to join this elite club until Bush remembered that he "doesn't really like Black people."

For more information on the club, visit The League of Bumbling Morons website.