After neutering many pets in Washington, D.C.,
Rev. Jesse Jackson Unveils New Organization
Rev. Jesse Jackson Unveils New Organization
On none other than the admirable FOX News, Rev. Jackson went on the record to state that he has in fact created a pro bono organization along with Edward Scissorhands called The Cut Coalition.
"We cut ding-a-lings and many other things so that your puppy Buttercup don't get knocked up," said Jackson, amidst a series of hand gestures.
This announcement came just before Jackson declared that he would, in fact, neuter Presidential Candidate Barack Obama.
"I just want to cut his nuts off," said Jackson, while using his hands as make-believe scissors.
Sources close to Jackson state that Obama would not be the first politician the Cut Coalition CEO (Chief Erection Obliterator) offered his services to.
"I offered to handle McCain's train, Hillary's artillery, Reid's barbels and Gore's meat marbles," said a poetic Jackson.
Scissorhands had no comment; however, when asked about his role in the organization, he went over to a large potted plant and cut out the logo for the popular show "Nip/Tuck."
For more information on The Cut Coalition, visit www.GoingGoingGoneNuts.org
"We cut ding-a-lings and many other things so that your puppy Buttercup don't get knocked up," said Jackson, amidst a series of hand gestures.
This announcement came just before Jackson declared that he would, in fact, neuter Presidential Candidate Barack Obama.
"I just want to cut his nuts off," said Jackson, while using his hands as make-believe scissors.
Sources close to Jackson state that Obama would not be the first politician the Cut Coalition CEO (Chief Erection Obliterator) offered his services to.
"I offered to handle McCain's train, Hillary's artillery, Reid's barbels and Gore's meat marbles," said a poetic Jackson.
Scissorhands had no comment; however, when asked about his role in the organization, he went over to a large potted plant and cut out the logo for the popular show "Nip/Tuck."
For more information on The Cut Coalition, visit www.GoingGoingGoneNuts.org
2 comments:
I kind of think Jesse lost his nuts a while ago--otherwise, what the hell is he doing on FOX!!?? Christ! Good news for Obama, since Jess talking shit about Obama, makes Obama look less scary to the hard working, the uh, the hard working white, voters in the South and the Rustbelt states, where so man crackers, hillbillies and rednecks live. Nice going Jessie.
Oh, and by the way, when are you going to unveil you dangerous woman story? Hummm? Just nagging, I mean just checking.
ROFLMAO!!!! I loved it! I loved it! I loved it!
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